True. True. I am a self-proclaimed sexy goddess. But who is to dictate my fate other than myself?

Arrogant? Definitely. But I am entitled to my own opinions … and fantasies. In cyberspace, anything is possible and I’m taking advantage of it.

I am Dyosa. You may call me ‘your highness,’ ‘your majesty,’ ‘most venerable one,’ ‘miss beautiful,’ ‘pssht hoy cute!’… it doesn’t matter. Di rin naman kita papansinin. Che. But in some instances, I can be kind enough to grace you with my attention. To remark if you are being stupid or that you’re one fugly beyotch. Yes, I can be generous with my opinions. Some people need pricking to face reality anyways, and I am one of those few sympathetic beings who decided to volunteer with this menial task.

And as a first to this exemplary blog, I will start with myself…. HOY DYOSA MAGISING KA NA MAGHUHUGAS KA PA NG PINGGAN!!!!!

There. I hope this will be the beginning of a very interesting and purposeful relationship, blog. Thank you. Bow.

Disclaimer: Dyosa is really nice. She’s just being shy (and crazy) right now. Get to know her more and you’ll see. Promise.